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Welcome to this mishmash of trivia - just a place to spend some relaxing time, unwinding, and generally just doodling.
It has a Scottish theme, but there are items on here of general interest, such as crosswords, puzzles, jokes and some funny videos.
It will take time to develop, so come back often.
The Whisperer
Wild Wild West
Valentine"s Day - Glasgow Style
A' coorse ah love ye darling
Ye're a bloody tap notch burd.
An' when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab.
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin' therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I cin get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts.
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best.
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye lies.
Ah think its very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz ivir goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear.
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An' fetch anither beer.
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Ye're a bloody tap notch burd.
An' when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab.
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin' therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I cin get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts.
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best.
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye lies.
Ah think its very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz ivir goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear.
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An' fetch anither beer.
(author unknown. If this is copyright, or you are the author, please contact scotchpotch@yahoo.com)
Interactive Crosswords
Select the crossword of your choice which opens in a separate page - maximise the page - click on an empty square to get the clue for that line of squares - type in your answer.
It's easy!
General Knowledge - CLICK HERE
Here's a Glasgow Crossword - CLICK HERE
More to be added soon.
It's easy!
General Knowledge - CLICK HERE
Here's a Glasgow Crossword - CLICK HERE
More to be added soon.
Jurassic Fart
Sudoku
This is very addictive!
Enter the digits 1 through 9 without repeating any digit in each column or each row and inside each 3x3 square.
You can change the difficulty level.
Enter the digits 1 through 9 without repeating any digit in each column or each row and inside each 3x3 square.
You can change the difficulty level.
Geography Challenge
Glasgow Anagrams
Here's an anagram puzzle based on the street names of Glasgow. Don't worry, I'll give you a link to Glasgow street names if you don't know Glasgow.
There are ten letters that gives the answer to the clue below. Each line is a Glasgow street, road, avenue, or district, etc.
You have to sort them out - then - take the first letter of each answer and rearrange them (yes, another anagram) to give the answer to the question below.
01 - south line
02 - in the soul
03 - greenest wart
04 - shove in red
05 - walnut on file
06 - WC in yet
07 - no bull in mrs
08 - men I rank
09 - stay over rob
10 - calm bat sleep
Here is the link to a Glasgow Street index
http://www.locallife.co.uk/glasgow/streetindex.asp?town=Glasgow
Contact me on scotchpotch@yahoo.com if you know the answer.
The White Horse Joke
A white horse trots into a bar, puts his fetlock on the bar counter and shouts in a clear voice...
"Bartender - a glass of your finest whisky, if you please sir!"
The bartender and his customers were totally stunned on seeing the horse - and to hear it speak.
Composing himself, the bartender came up to the white horse and said...
"Welcome to my humble establishment, er, sir. We don't get many horses in here - especially white ones - and especially white ones that can talk."
"We have many whiskies in the bar", continued the bartender, "we have Bells, Glenlivet, Teachers, The Famous Grouse - why, we even have a whisky named after you!"
The white horse was taken back and said...
"Named after me? What - Eric?"
"Bartender - a glass of your finest whisky, if you please sir!"
The bartender and his customers were totally stunned on seeing the horse - and to hear it speak.
Composing himself, the bartender came up to the white horse and said...
"Welcome to my humble establishment, er, sir. We don't get many horses in here - especially white ones - and especially white ones that can talk."
"We have many whiskies in the bar", continued the bartender, "we have Bells, Glenlivet, Teachers, The Famous Grouse - why, we even have a whisky named after you!"
The white horse was taken back and said...
"Named after me? What - Eric?"
Funny Football
Mini Pool 3
Famous Scots
IQ Challenge - Add A Question, Pass It On!
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